Volcanic eruption comes to Dacre's aid (hopefully)

Poor old Mrs Leather!!!!!!

Not only does she have the misfortune to be married to our new star signing and is heavily pregnant,but now the Icelandic volcanic eruption could well scupper her hopes of flying out on her hols tomorrow afternoon.

The poor unfortunate couple are due to leave Manchester airport at 2.30pm tomorrow and at this moment in time this looks extremely unlikely.

I suggest all club members do a "wind" dance(like a rain dance only different)in the hope that we can pursuade the wind to keep the ash cloud over the Uk,thus allowing Dave to take his place against Goldsborough.

Serves Dave right for booking his hols for the first two weeks of the season.